Adventures of a Dancing Kumquat

Following the saga of the little citrus with terpsichorean tendencies

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Chocolate Oocytes...

...with pretty foil wrappers...

...make the kumquat very happy.

(The kumquat realizes that it really should be "chocolate ova," but she likes the word "oocyte." And this is her blog.)

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Bienvenue a Kumquatland!

Monsieur le Jicama!

A Hobo's Glockenspiel*

The kumquat is nothing if not confusing. Well, confusing, perverted, sleep-deprived and a bit of a one-off.

She has deleted her never-actually-started blog about the varying characters she encountered at the Museum of Produce Provenance. Yet, she has not deleted the entry in this blog which refers (and links) to it.

*The title of this post is taken from the quotation: "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines." (R. W. Emerson) The kumquat trusts that her readers can see the obvious correlation between hobgoblins and hobo's glockenspiels. Really, the kumquat fears she may have insulted her readers' intelligence (hmm... do all her readers share one intelligence?) by even deigning to explain the connection. She apologizes.