Adventures of a Dancing Kumquat

Following the saga of the little citrus with terpsichorean tendencies

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

R. I. P.

The kumquat has recently quit her job at the Museum of Produce Provenance and is looking for a new vocation (a.k.a. "A way to finance her dance and coffee habits").

Because of this new lack of idle computer time on Saturdays and Sundays, she's not sure how often she shall be positng for a while (the kumquat will now wait while you either whoop with glee or sob uncontrollably).

Of course, she was never quite sure how often she would be posting before, so she supposes everything is pretty much the same as always.

On another note, the kumquat now has a washing machine and dryer in her house, courtesy of the tangel(l)o's Emporium o' Electrical Things.

Now if any more cute boy produce offer her sexual favors in return for doing their laundry, she's ready.

3 Comments:

At 12:00 PM, Blogger junebee said...

Hope the Kumquat can find gainful employment soon, otherwise she may be trading doing laundry for a variety of other life-sustaining products, such as food.

 
At 3:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you mean if any *more* cute boys.... I must have missed that exchange. Hopefuly you directed the cute boys to my Emporium o' Electrical Things so that *I* could get them excited about doing their laundry, and supply them with proper guidance on picking the right spin cycle. I'm sure we could work out a "payment plan". -Tangel(l)o

 
At 9:28 AM, Blogger Graham said...

The jicama informs me that he would be very sad if Miss Kumquat did not continue to post, as he has only just arrived here at the blog for the first time today. For his sake, please find another job with plenty of free blogging time so that you may continue your produce stories. If the job pays any money, that would be nice as well, but not essential. The jicama will now proceed to browse the archives.

 

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