Adventures of a Dancing Kumquat

Following the saga of the little citrus with terpsichorean tendencies

Sunday, November 20, 2005

When you take out your banana, be sure to use protection...

First of all, the kumquat must state that this post is only tangentally (and not Jello Tangent-ally) related to The banana. She was searching for a site to represent The banana for her sidebar (there are links for all of her produce friends that are mentioned in this blog).

The banana definitely had the most interesting options for sites. While she opted for this site to represent him, the kumquat couldn't resist sharing another site she discovered.

This one.

The kumquat isn't sure whether this is more or less disturbing than the implement discovered by the tange(l)lo. On the one hand, the pizzacutterfork may be most disturbing because its exsistence suggest an astounding amount of laziness present in its inventor. But, as the loquat never ceases to remind the kumquat, laziness is a virtue.

The more she thinks about it, the more the kumquat thinks the Banana BunkerTM is the more disturbing of the two.

The kumquat implores her readers to consider it. A banana (not The banana, she emphasizes) is rather phallic shaped to begin with-- many things are, so that's not really that suggestive. (Pun not intended, but left in begin because it's rather apropos.) However, when a device designed to "protect" it is very suggestive of, uh, certain other "protective devices", the kumquat begins to wonder.

Specifically, she begins to wonder why a designer who has supposedly worked for Chanel, Louis Vuitton and Gucci decides to go in for designing banana condoms.

3 Comments:

At 5:55 PM, Blogger junebee said...

That designer obviously has WAAYYY too much time on his/her hands.

 
At 10:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my, it is ribbed. How pleasurable. -Tangel(l)o [am I ugli?]

 
At 12:13 PM, Blogger Miss Kumquat said...

The kumquat was wondering who would be the first to comment on the pleasurable ribbing. :-)

 

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