Adventures of a Dancing Kumquat

Following the saga of the little citrus with terpsichorean tendencies

Saturday, November 12, 2005

One-Legged Hopping Kumquat

The kumquat's knee is gimpy. And hurty. And the kumquat is rather cranky about this since it's gimpyhurtyness was responsible for lack of dancing last night. She went and played games with the apricot and The banana and drank peppermint hot chocolate from the EvilEmpire and generally had a lovely time.

But she does not like it when malfunctioning body parts dictate her activites.


(She would, however, like to thank Sir Jello of Tangent for title inspiration. The kumquat likes the imagery. Yes, the kumquat is odd. And if her readers are just now figuring that out, she believes that it is their problem, not hers.)


At 12:20 PM, Blogger junebee said...

And what, exactly, caused the Kumquat's knee to become hurty and gimpy? Was it the produce who let the barn door open?

At 2:17 PM, Anonymous The Apricot said...

At least this particular evil empire treats its employees well (unlike Wal-Mart), treats its customers well (unlike Microsoft), and doesn't have odd privacy invasion issues and a haughty corporate culture(unlike everyone's favorite up and comer)...


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