Adventures of a Dancing Kumquat

Following the saga of the little citrus with terpsichorean tendencies

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Kiwi (loose)

The kumquat is really not sure what to think. (Of course, she realizes that the loquat's advice would be "Don't.")

It seems that Whole Foods has taken to passing judgment on her friend's moral character. How else can one explain the sign the kumquat saw in their produce department proclaiming "Kiwi (loose)"? The kumquat does not take kindly to having her friend's morality bandied about in the produce section of a major food retailer.

Of course, it could just be that those kiwi were loose, and it is not intended as a slight to the kiwi. This of course begs the question of why Whole Foods is willing to act as a produce pimp, accepting payment in exchange for allowing their customers a few hours lascivious pleasure with morally questionable fruit. The kumquat shudders to think what the other produce are up to...


At 12:03 PM, Blogger Meg said...

Probably it just means that the kiwi has escaped. Which I have. Right now I'm posting this comment from the Dallas/Ft. Worth airport. My plane will have taken off for exotic destinations unknown before this clues the produce authorities in on my where-abouts. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa.

At 6:36 PM, Blogger junebee said...

Too funny! (Which is why I read this blog. That and the "Miss Manners" style of the writer referring to herself in the 3rd party).

Are kiwis known for their moral turpitude?


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