Adventures of a Dancing Kumquat

Following the saga of the little citrus with terpsichorean tendencies

Monday, July 25, 2005


As she sat in the Catholic church last weekend, watching her friend get married, the kumquat wondered, 'Is it sacrilegious to have a devil duck on one's phone when one is in a Catholic church?' One friend that she questioned on this issue said that it wasn't blasphemy, that by having a representation of the devil (even if it is in the form of a small, hollow purple duck) gives the Church a reason to exist. Another friend just laughed at her.

And on another note (pun honestly truly faithfully not intended): never had the Altar Boyz soundtrack been such appropriate driving music. (Okay, okay. The kumquat has only had the Altar Boyz soundtrack a few weeks, but this was definitely the most appropriate usage of it in those two weeks.)


At 1:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tangello is happy the kumquat is enjoying the Altar Boyz soundtrack. My CD player keeps on calling to me, "put it in me", where "it", of course, is the Altar Boyz CD, NOT "rhythm" or anything else you might innuendate...

At 3:59 PM, Blogger junebee said...

There were probably people at that wedding with many worse things on/in their cellphones, purses, etc. Besides,I've been told that God has a sense of humour.

I keep reading this blog b/c it made me look up the word "terpsichorean". Here, a word that I couldn't even BEGIN to guess it's meaning! Doesn't happen very often.


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