Adventures of a Dancing Kumquat

Following the saga of the little citrus with terpsichorean tendencies

Sunday, July 03, 2005

The Car Talk Guys Are Perverts!

The kumquat knew she liked them!

She was listening to Car Talk this morning on her five minute commute to work (yay for house-sitting!) and she heard them give advice to a girl that could be taken another, more interesting way. Apparently there are these things called 'bushings' and apparently hers needed lubrication. From a 'penetrating spray.'

If anyone has the, um, stupidity.. err, guts to try 'Hey baby-- I bet your bushings could use some lubrication from my penetrating spray' as a pick-up line, the kumquat will buy you chocolate. After you get out of the hospital.

1 Comments:

At 4:27 PM, Blogger junebee said...

Those guys are really funny though.

 

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