Adventures of a Dancing Kumquat

Following the saga of the little citrus with terpsichorean tendencies

Sunday, May 08, 2005

No More Miss Nice Kumquat

The kumquat is seriously considering becoming a full-time bitch.

But the bitches probably don't get lots of hugs.

And the kumquat likes hugs. And mangoes.

Except when the yummy samples at Whole Foods turn on you and dribble down your shirt.

The mangoes, not the hugs.

The kumquat doesn't recall hugs dribble-ing.